GODSON

Happy birthday to the lad I solemnly promised to guide, support and set a good example for. That entire plan collapsed the moment you became old enough to observe how I actually live. Over the years, I’ve provided wisdom, encouragement and birthday cards containing money—although we both know which contribution you valued most. I’ve watched you grow into a confident young man with your own opinions, ambitions and impressive ability to ignore perfectly good advice. Being your godparent means I can take some credit for your successes while accepting absolutely no responsibility for your questionable decisions. You’re funny, kind and a genuinely brilliant Godson. Despite my influence, you’ve turned out remarkably well. Happy birthday x