THE STEVE RANGE / ROAST WITH LOVE
Because everyone needs a Steve
ROAST
YOUR OWN.
You know their worst habits.
We’ll find the words.
READY-MADE
ROASTS.
144 cards. Already written.
How it works
Name the victim. Expose the habits. Choose Gentle, Proper Steve, or Brutal · 18+. Three roasts. Pick your favourite offence. Birthday or anniversary — same questionable judgement.
Lowest price first. Standards vary.
Milestone Birthdays 20
Cancer, It’s Shit 14
We’ve lost partners to cancer ourselves, so these cards come from the real thing. We know the caring, the love and the exhaustion, and we know the gallows humour that gets you through the worst days. Steve says what everyone’s thinking, so you don’t have to. Sometimes a poke in the side is the most honest way to let someone know you love them, when all other words fail.
Partners 12
Mum, Dad & Grandparents 12
Family 27
Friends, Work & Pets 11
New Baby 18
Exams, Jobs & Retirement 15
Weddings, New Home, Thank You & Christmas 15
IT’S THE THOUGHT
THAT COUNTS.
Ours just should’ve stayed a thought.