SPECIAL FRIEND 2

Happy birthday to the woman who can read “fine” in a message and immediately know it requires a two-hour phone call, three screenshots and a complete character assassination. You’ve never arrived on time, left quietly or told a story without introducing at least six people nobody else knows. Your voice notes begin with “quick one” and finish somewhere near the length of a documentary. You claim to hate drama, which is impressive considering drama appears to know your postcode and visits regularly. We’ve laughed at inappropriate moments, made plans we never intended to keep and supported each other’s decisions even when the correct response should have been, “Absolutely fucking not.” You’re chaotic, opinionated and occasionally exhausting—which is precisely why you’re one of my favourite people. Love ya, you absolute liability x