The Steve Range · Roast with love

Roast Your Own.

Because everyone needs a Steve.

Give Steve the ammunition. Three roasts. You pick.

Printed card £7.99; postage confirmed by email.

What would you like to write? Roast Love

Tell Steve about the victim

The more specific you are, the more personal the roast.

Birthday Roast Anniversary Roast

Their first name

They’re your…

Who is this from? Optional. On the sign-off.

Annoying fact number one

Embarrassing fact number two

One more piece of ammunition

One thing you secretly like about them for the affectionate knife-twist

How much damage?

Gentle ribbingNo swearing. Proper SteveSharp, clean. Brutal · 18+Strong language.

Anything off-limits?

Your card preview

Waiting for ammunition

YOUR FAVOURITE IDIOT

Tell Steve who they are and why they deserve it. Your personalised roast will appear here.

Roast with love x

Edit your chosen roast

148 × 148 mm · envelope included · printed in Bradford. Blank inside. Unlike Steve.

How it works

Love vs roast?

Every Steve roast is written with love — even Brutal. Choose Love for a message without the roasting.

How are roasts written?

Steve has ten roast styles and picks three at random. AI-written — check before sharing. Your first name and details go to OpenAI. Avoid sensitive details. Privacy information.

eCard & read-aloud

Anyone with the eCard link can read it. Read-aloud uses OpenAI; Steve’s a dry Scouse when it works.

Printed cards

A printed-card request opens your email app. No order or payment is taken here. Postage confirmed by email.