Ladybug Greeting Cards
LADYBUG / THE STEVE RANGE / STEVE112
BRUTAL CARDS FOR PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY LIKE.

ONE MORE PERSON TO LOVE

For somebody you like enough to insult properly.

THE ACTUAL ROAST

Thank you for our great-grandchild. Another generation has arrived, and we're already preparing stories they'll one day pretend they haven't heard before. It's a family tradition. You'll need to keep the photographs coming, preferably with clear explanations of which way up the scan is and why that tiny hat cost so much. We'll supply the admiration and occasionally claim that a perfectly normal expression runs in our side of the family. You'll supply the patience. It's a good arrangement. Beneath all the fuss, we're grateful for something wonderfully simple: more family to love. Seeing you care for this little one makes us enormously proud. Thank you for letting us share in their life. We wish you all the happiness your growing family deserves. Roast with love x

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