OFFICIALLY YOUR PROBLEM
For somebody you like enough to insult properly.
Today you promise to love and cherish each other, which is a beautiful way of agreeing to pick hair out of the plughole indefinitely. The outfits are lovely, the flowers are perfect and somebody has already moved their place card. Enjoy the romance before normal service resumes and one of you starts loading the dishwasher like a raccoon searching a skip. You don't need to agree on everything. Just the important things, like whether visitors should be warned about the bathroom door. Keep laughing, keep listening and don't let pride turn a ten-minute sulk into a three-day documentary. Seeing you find your person is something special. We wish you a lifetime of feeling safe, understood and completely loved together. Roast with love x
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