OUR NEW FAVOURITE PERSON
For somebody you like enough to insult properly.
Thank you for our new grandchild. We'd like to reassure you that you're still very important to us, although the top position in the family rankings has become unexpectedly competitive. You've had years to impress us. This little one managed it by yawning. Frankly, you should have tried that sooner. We'll now require regular updates, photographs and permission to buy things described as just a little something that arrive in three separate boxes. Do tell us when we're getting carried away. We may need telling twice. Seeing you become parents has filled our hearts in a way we weren't quite prepared for. We love the family you're building and we're so proud of you. Thank you for this wonderful new person to love. Roast with love x
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