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30th Birthday - For Her - Born in 1996

2026 birthday edition. The Birthday Girl - age 30, born in 1996. Check both age and birth year before ordering.

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In 1996, the Spice Girls released Wannabe. Thirty years later, you still can't decide what you want for tea. Sabrina the Teenage Witch began on television, making problems disappear with magic. You've tried ignoring yours and buying a nice notebook. Matilda reached cinemas, moving things with her mind. You've been attempting that with people who stand in the way in supermarkets. Then you arrived: a little bit of girl power with a surprisingly loud complaints department. Now you're thirty, with strong opinions about plans that start after nine. But you're also funny, fierce and the person who makes ordinary days feel special. Happy birthday to a woman with more heart than she lets on. You're loved enormously, you fabulous pain in the arse. Never lose your magic. Roast with love x

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