YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND

Well, you've made it very difficult to be sarcastic about you today. We had material prepared and everything. Then you stepped in, sorted things out and behaved like the sort of person they put in heart-warming adverts. Really inconsiderate. You didn't make a fuss or demand a medal, which is fortunate because our medal budget is currently a packet of biscuits. This card will have to do. Don't let the praise go to your head; we still remember what you're like when the internet stops working. But we also remember who was there when it mattered. Thank you for your time, your kindness and the effort you didn't have to make. We're lucky to know you, and we love you for it. Roast with love x