NO REFUNDS, APPARENTLY

Congratulations on your engagement. It's lovely that you've found someone willing to accept you without retaining the receipt. They've seen your morning face, heard your phone voice and watched you become furious with a self-service till. Yet here we are, looking at a ring. There'll be congratulations, photographs and at least one person who says finally as though they personally managed the recruitment process. Ignore them. This is your good news, your ridiculous grin and your excuse to retell the proposal until even the dog knows the wording. We're delighted you've found someone who makes you this happy. Here's to all the ordinary days ahead becoming better because you get to share them with the person you love. Roast with love x