GRANDDAUGHTER

Happy birthday to the girl who arrived and became the family favourite without completing an application, attending an interview or demonstrating any useful qualifications. You’ve grown from a small, noisy child into a considerably taller and more expensive one with stronger opinions and permanent internet access. You know everything about phones, fashion and avoiding household jobs but remain strangely confused whenever a plate needs carrying into the kitchen. You’ve brought laughter, chaos and several new words into our lives that nobody over thirty properly understands. Still, you’re clever, kind and a genuinely brilliant granddaughter. Don’t let the praise go to your head—there is already quite enough happening up there. Love you, Granddaughter x