PARTNER – DUVET AND STREAMING

Happy birthday to the woman who knows exactly how I take my tea but still steals my side of the bed, the warmest part of the duvet and whichever snack I was saving for later. You can spend forty minutes choosing something to watch before falling asleep twelve minutes into it, leaving me emotionally committed to a programme I’m apparently forbidden from continuing alone. You send me videos while sitting beside me and begin serious conversations precisely when the television finally becomes interesting. Life with you is ridiculous, comfortable and frequently interrupted by questions I wasn’t prepared for. I wouldn’t change a thing about you—except your understanding of how shared blankets work. Love you, Partner. Stay on your side x