SAME YOU. NEW POSTCODE.
For somebody you like enough to insult properly.
Congratulations on your new home. A fresh start, clean walls and several exciting opportunities to lose the tape measure. You've moved your entire life into boxes labelled miscellaneous, then wondered why nobody can find a mug. The first week will involve sitting on the floor eating takeaway while confidently discussing improvements you won't start until 2031. You'll develop strong opinions about sockets and spend an alarming amount of time looking at someone else's fence. Remember, the mysterious switch probably does something, and painting over it won't help you find out what. We hope every room soon fills with your laughter, your favourite people and the comfort of belonging somewhere. May this be a very happy home, wonky shelves and all. Roast with love x
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