THEY ACTUALLY SAID YES
For somebody you like enough to insult properly.
You're engaged. Someone knows what you're like on a delayed journey and has voluntarily signed up for more. Extraordinary scenes. Enjoy this lovely moment before everyone starts asking about dates, venues and whether their cousin's child is invited. You'll soon discover that adding the word wedding to an ordinary object gives it the financial ambition of a small yacht. A chair is no longer a chair. It's part of your vision, and apparently your vision needs a sash. Through all the planning, remember the best bit has already happened: you've found each other. We couldn't be happier for you. May the excitement last, the guest list behave and your life together be full of love and properly good laughs. Roast with love x
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