THANK YOU, FROM THE GREATS

Thank you for our new great-grandchild. We've always suspected we were great, and it's thoughtful of you to arrange the paperwork. This promotion comes with important duties, including studying photographs, deciding who the baby looks like and mentioning them to people who only asked whether we'd like a receipt. We'll try to contain ourselves. No promises. Please don't feel obliged to explain every modern baby gadget; we're still not convinced a changing bag needs that many compartments. What matters is the little person you're bringing up and the love surrounding them. We're so proud to see our family grow through you. Thank you for giving us another beautiful reason to smile. We love you, and we're delighted to share this new chapter. Roast with love x