Ladybug Greeting Cards
LADYBUG / THE STEVE RANGE / STEVE082
BRUTAL CARDS FOR PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY LIKE.

MIRRORS. SIGNAL. FREEDOM.

For somebody you like enough to insult properly.

THE ACTUAL ROAST

Congratulations on your driving test. You managed the manoeuvres, survived the silence and successfully identified which way the car was meant to go. A strong result. Your new freedom comes with important responsibilities: keeping fuel in it, not treating the boot as a wardrobe and remembering that indicators aren't an optional subscription. The first time somebody watches you park, your brain will briefly leave the vehicle. Breathe. You can have another go without applying for a new identity. We're allowed to take the mickey because we've seen the effort you've put in, and we're delighted it's paid off. May this be the start of many happy journeys and brilliant little adventures. Travel safely, enjoy yourself and remember how much you're loved. Roast with love x

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BLANK INSIDE. UNLIKE STEVE.ROAST WITH LOVE. BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A STEVE.