PARTNER – TEA, DUVET & TOWEL

Happy birthday to the man who knows exactly how I take my tea but continues asking because apparently several years together haven’t provided enough reliable data. You steal the duvet, the last bite of my food and whichever phone charger I’ve just found. You have three basic settings: hungry, tired and staring at your phone while insisting you’re listening. You announce that you’ll be ready in five minutes while still wearing a towel, then somehow act surprised when we’re late. Life with you is ridiculous, noisy and frequently delayed, but it’s also funnier and considerably better than life without you. I wouldn’t change a thing about you. Except the towel situation. Sort that out. Love you, Partner x