MIND THE FRESH PAINT
For somebody you like enough to insult properly.
A new home. Somewhere lovely to accumulate cables, argue with flat-pack furniture and keep a drawer that must never be opened in front of guests. You've already said the words we'll just knock that through with the confidence of someone who owns one screwdriver and a YouTube account. Perhaps live there a week before declaring war on a supporting wall. There'll be decorating decisions, suspicious noises and a neighbour whose bins seem to have more personality than most people. You'll make it yours one slightly questionable purchase at a time. We hope the door opens onto good company, the sofa catches you after hard days and the whole place feels more like home with every happy memory you make. Roast with love x
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