PROFESSIONAL, APPARENTLY
For somebody you like enough to insult properly.
Look at you, starting a new job with a notebook you intend to keep neat for approximately four pages. You've probably bought a pen specifically for the occasion, as though your previous career was held back by inadequate ink. Soon you'll be casually saying we about a company you joined on Monday and having strong opinions about its milk arrangements. There'll be training videos, an awkward photograph and someone who insists the office is like a family. Check whether that means supportive or unable to agree on the heating. Beneath the shiny lanyard and suspicious enthusiasm is someone who thoroughly deserves this chance. We're proud of how far you've come. May the work suit you and the people see your worth. Roast with love x
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