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Well, This Is Bollocks - For Her
New diagnosis. Softer Steve humour for her.
THE ACTUAL ROAST
There is no elegant way to say this: what a load of bollocks. You did not need this on top of all the ordinary nonsense life was already throwing about. I haven't got a wise quote, a miracle smoothie or a story about somebody's neighbour who apparently cured everything with kale. I have got time for you. We can talk about it, swear about it or discuss something gloriously unimportant for a bit. You don't owe me a brave face, a reassuring update or a reply to this card. I'll check in, and you can tell me to bring tea or leave you in peace. Whatever today looks like, I care about you very much. You are loved, with absolutely no performance required. Roast with love x
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