CLEVER LITTLE BUGGER
For somebody you like enough to insult properly.
You've graduated. A remarkable achievement for someone who once described a packet of crisps and an energy drink as meal preparation. Years of study, late nights and asking whether something would be on the exam have led to this moment. You're now qualified to explain a complicated subject to relatives who'll immediately ask if that means you can fix their printer. Enjoy wearing the gown before returning to an outfit you don't have to hire. You may not have every next step worked out. Hardly anyone does, despite what their professional profile suggests. What you do have is determination, ability and people cheering you on. We love you, we're proud of you and we can't wait to see where you go. Roast with love x
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