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70th Birthday - For Her - Born in 1956

2026 birthday edition. The Birthday Girl - age 70, born in 1956. Check both age and birth year before ordering.

THE ACTUAL ROAST

In 1956, the first Eurovision Song Contest took place. Seventy years of big performances and questionable outfits. You've offered some memorable judging. My Fair Lady opened on Broadway, attempting to teach a woman how to speak properly. Good luck telling you what to say. Dodie Smith's The Hundred and One Dalmatians was published. A hundred and one dogs, and still fewer people to keep track of than your address book. Then you arrived, another story destined to become a favourite. Now you're seventy, with sparkle, standards and absolutely no time for nonsense unless you're starting it. Your warmth and wicked humour make people feel at home. Happy birthday, you wonderful old troublemaker. You're loved for every story, every kindness and every gloriously unfiltered opinion. Never change. As if you'd listen. Roast with love x

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BLANK INSIDE. UNLIKE STEVE.ROAST WITH LOVE. BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A STEVE.