Ladybug Greeting Cards
LADYBUG / THE STEVE RANGE / STEVE080
BRUTAL CARDS FOR PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY LIKE.

YOU PASSED. WE'RE WALKING.

For somebody you like enough to insult properly.

THE ACTUAL ROAST

Congratulations on passing your driving test. An official examiner sat beside you, watched what happened and decided the public could probably cope. Quite the vote of confidence. You can now go wherever you like, provided there's parking and nobody expects you to reverse into it while being watched. Enjoy your independence, your first solo journey and the immediate discovery that owning a car mainly involves paying for things you didn't know existed. Please remember that a satnav suggestion is not a personal challenge and waving thanks doesn't excuse abandoning the vehicle sideways. You've worked hard for this, and we're properly proud of you. Here's to safe journeys, good music and the freedom to start making wonderful memories of your own. Roast with love x

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BLANK INSIDE. UNLIKE STEVE.ROAST WITH LOVE. BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A STEVE.