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50th Birthday - For Her - Born in 1976

2026 birthday edition. The Birthday Girl - age 50, born in 1976. Check both age and birth year before ordering.

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In 1976, ABBA released Dancing Queen. Fifty years later, the spirit is willing but the shoes require careful consideration. Charlie's Angels began on American television, bringing glamour, teamwork and excellent hair to crime-fighting. You bring similar energy to sorting out a booking somebody else has cocked up. The first Body Shop opened in Brighton. An entire industry has been trying to keep up with your bathroom shelf ever since. Then you arrived, another classic destined to develop a devoted following. Now you're fifty: fabulous, formidable and completely finished with pretending you haven't noticed. But your best qualities have never come in a bottle. Your kindness, laughter and enormous heart make you irreplaceable. Happy birthday, you spectacular bloody woman. You're loved at every age. Dance anyway. Bring the flats. Roast with love x

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BLANK INSIDE. UNLIKE STEVE.ROAST WITH LOVE. BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A STEVE.