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30th Birthday - For Him - Born in 1996

2026 birthday edition. The Birthday Boy - age 30, born in 1996. Check both age and birth year before ordering.

THE ACTUAL ROAST

In 1996, Pokémon Red and Green launched in Japan. Catching little creatures became a serious hobby; you've since applied similar dedication to collecting takeaway menus. The Nintendo 64 also arrived in Japan, bringing a strange three-handled controller. Still easier to operate than you before coffee. Germany won Euro 96. England had the hope, the songs and the familiar ending. Then you arrived, another long-term project requiring patience. Now you're thirty, when a big weekend means doing something on both days. Your back has started contributing opinions and you own a 'good' screwdriver. But you also bring laughter, loyalty and a lot of heart to the people lucky enough to know you. Happy 30th, you magnificent sod. You're loved far more than your behaviour would suggest. Roast with love x

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BLANK INSIDE. UNLIKE STEVE.ROAST WITH LOVE. BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A STEVE.