DEADLINE SURVIVOR
For somebody you like enough to insult properly.
Well done on graduating. You turned panic, caffeine and a document called dissertation_really_final into an actual qualification. That's impressive. There were probably easier ways to acquire a tote bag and a complicated sleep pattern, but none came with this much applause. Your group-project colleagues would like to share the credit, presumably for attending one call and choosing the font. Let them dream. Today is yours. Stand tall, collect the certificate and try not to trip over the expensive curtain they've dressed you in. We saw the effort behind this, including the days when you doubted yourself and carried on anyway. You deserve every bit of this happiness. We're enormously proud of the person you are and everything you've achieved. Roast with love x
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