OFFICIALLY OFF DUTY

Congratulations on your retirement. All those years of looking busy when someone walked past have finally paid off. You can now stare out of a window without keeping a spreadsheet open underneath it. Your new schedule involves breakfast, checking the weather, moving a plant and announcing that the day's practically gone. By Thursday you'll be complaining that the shops are full of retired people, apparently unaware that you've joined the bloody committee. Please resist the urge to pop back into work and tell everyone how relaxed you are. They've still got you on the tea rota. You've earned every slow morning and ridiculous little adventure ahead, and we hope this next chapter is your happiest yet. Roast with love x