YOU ACTUALLY DID IT

Congratulations, graduate. Proof that occasionally you were listening, even if your face suggested a screensaver. You've survived deadlines, group projects and the terrible discovery that referencing takes longer than having the original thought. Now they're giving you a certificate and letting you wear a hat designed by someone with a serious grudge against wind. Take the photographs. You've earned the right to look smug beside a wall for twenty minutes. Sadly, your qualification doesn't mean the washing sorts itself or that employers will accept submitted at 11:59 as a lifestyle. But you've worked, worried and kept going, and that matters far more than we can fit on this card. We're so proud of you. The next adventure is yours. Roast with love x