Ladybug Greeting Cards
LADYBUG / THE STEVE RANGE / STEVE096
BRUTAL CARDS FOR PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY LIKE.

TINY BOY. LONG NIGHT.

For somebody you like enough to insult properly.

THE ACTUAL ROAST

Remember when a late night meant something exciting? Music, drinks, questionable decisions and chips on the way home? Congratulations: now it means standing in a dark room, gently bouncing, wearing something you're fairly sure was clean on Tuesday. Your beautiful baby boy has arrived with absolutely no respect for time zones, working hours or the phrase just five more minutes. You'll soon be describing three uninterrupted hours as a cracking night and reheating the same brew until it qualifies as a family heirloom. Getting dressed before lunch will feel like completing an expedition. Both socks matching? Show-off. And somehow, one tiny hand wrapped round your finger will make this ridiculous new arrangement feel completely worth it. Welcome, little man. You are already so deeply loved. Roast with love x

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BLANK INSIDE. UNLIKE STEVE.ROAST WITH LOVE. BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A STEVE.