Ladybug Greeting Cards
LADYBUG / THE STEVE RANGE / STEVE137
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Waiting Is A Bastard - For Her

Waiting for results. Softer Steve humour for her.

THE ACTUAL ROAST

Waiting for results is a complete bastard. Suddenly the phone has become the most annoying object in the house, closely followed by anyone who says "just don't think about it". Excellent advice. Next they'll suggest switching your brain off and back on again. I can't supply the answers you're waiting for, and I won't fill the gap with a confident prediction I've pulled out of my arse. What I can offer is company while the hours drag. A walk, a cuppa, some excellent rubbish on telly, or a place to say the same worry more than once. You don't have to keep me entertained or pretend you're relaxed. Whatever you're feeling, there's room for it with me. I'm thinking of you and sending you love. Roast with love x

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BLANK INSIDE. UNLIKE STEVE.ROAST WITH LOVE. BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A STEVE.