Ladybug Greeting Cards
LADYBUG / THE STEVE RANGE / STEVE070
BRUTAL CARDS FOR PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY LIKE.

FOR BETTER. AND WORSE.

For somebody you like enough to insult properly.

THE ACTUAL ROAST

What a lovely wedding. Two people, one enormous promise and enough money spent on chair covers to fund a modest expedition. You've chosen each other for life, including the versions that are hungry, overtired and convinced they know a shortcut. That's proper commitment. The vows probably didn't mention stealing the duvet, leaving one sheet on the toilet roll or asking where something is while standing directly in front of it. Consider those the bonus features. Be generous with your patience and suspicious of any argument that starts with I'm only saying. Most importantly, remember you're on the same side. We love you both, and we hope the life you build together is even more beautiful than the day that started it. Roast with love x

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BLANK INSIDE. UNLIKE STEVE.ROAST WITH LOVE. BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A STEVE.