THE FAMILY TECH SUPPORT

Happy Father's Day, Dad. Thank you for all the wisdom, especially your firm belief that any electrical fault can be fixed by turning it off and looking disappointed. You've spent years warning us about leaving lights on while owning a garage full of things that might come in handy. Somewhere in there is a plug for a television last seen in 1987. Your phone is on maximum brightness, your messages arrive like ransom notes and every video call begins with a close-up of your forehead. We wouldn't change you. Well, we'd reduce the volume slightly. Thank you for being there when we need you, for trying your best and for making us feel looked after. We love you loads. Roast with love x