NO MORE MONDAYS

You've retired. That means no alarm, no commute and no need to invent a convincing expression while someone explains a problem they've created themselves. You'll have to get your irritation elsewhere now. Fortunately, there's parking, television adverts and whichever neighbour puts the bins out incorrectly. We give it a fortnight before you're standing at the window supervising a delivery that isn't even yours. You've spent years saying what you'd do if you had more time. Well, here's the time. Try to achieve something beyond becoming intimately acquainted with daytime quiz shows. Underneath the grumbling, you've worked hard and given plenty of yourself to other people. Now enjoy a bit of life entirely on your terms. We love you. Roast with love x