FINAL FINAL GOODBYE

Your last day. Finally, an email marked urgent that we're actually interested in. Please hand back your keys, your pass and the eleven teaspoons we assume are somewhere near your desk. Your handover document says everything is straightforward, which is an ambitious way of describing a folder called FINAL_FINAL_USE_THIS_ONE. By next week we'll discover the entire operation depended on you remembering a password you never wrote down. We'll say your name fondly, then loudly, then into the phone. You leave behind some questionable filing and an unreasonable number of people who care about you. Thank you for the help, the laughs and the times you quietly stepped in when it mattered. Your next lot are lucky to have you. Roast with love x