SOMEONE SAID YES
For somebody you like enough to insult properly.
Congratulations on getting married. Someone has listened to your chewing, witnessed your packing and still agreed to make this legally official. That's either extraordinary love or a spectacular failure to read the small print. You now have a permanent teammate for life's biggest decisions, such as what to eat and whose turn it is to notice the bin. Marriage won't settle the thermostat dispute, but it does give it a lovely framed photograph. Remember to say sorry, share the good biscuits and occasionally let a minor disagreement die without producing evidence from 2019. You are wonderful together, even when you're both being ridiculous. Here's to a home full of laughter, kindness and the sort of love that keeps choosing each other. Roast with love x
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