THE FAMILY HAS EXPANDED
For somebody you like enough to insult properly.
Congratulations on becoming grandparents. You're now entitled to begin every conversation with a baby update, regardless of what anyone actually asked. The weather? Lovely, but have you seen this photograph? Parking? Difficult, although the baby has definitely got your eyes. You'll soon be claiming that a perfectly ordinary yawn demonstrates exceptional intelligence. Meanwhile, your own child will discover you've become strangely relaxed about crumbs, muddy shoes and touching the ornaments. Apparently the strict household policy expired when the next generation arrived. We look forward to hearing your defence. What a wonderful new adventure this is for your family. May your grandchild always know your home as somewhere warm, safe and full of love, and may you enjoy every precious moment together. Roast with love x
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