NEW GRANDPARENTS

Congratulations on your new grandchild. You've been promoted to the department where you can spoil somebody rotten, question the management and hand them back when things get noisy. An excellent career move. You've already got opinions about feeding, sleeping and how we did it in our day, despite your own children having photographic evidence of some very questionable outfits. Soon your phone will contain four thousand nearly identical pictures, all of which strangers will apparently need to see. Try to remember that the baby has parents, and they occasionally get a vote. What a lucky little person to have you in their corner. May this new chapter bring you enormous joy, tiny cuddles and more love than you know what to do with. Roast with love x