HO HO. THAT'LL DO.
For somebody you like enough to insult properly.
Merry Christmas to one of our favourite people, despite your insistence that we must try this new game after dinner. Nobody wants to explain rules to a room full of people who have already forgotten where they put their glasses. You've spent weeks preparing for a day on which everyone will mainly ask when the food's ready. There'll be a missing battery, a disputed roast potato and at least one photograph taken while somebody's chewing. Beautiful memories. Don't worry about making everything perfect. The people who love you came to see you, not assess the gravy. We're grateful for another year of laughs, conversations and your particular brand of nonsense. Hope you feel thoroughly loved this Christmas. You certainly are by us. Roast with love x
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