SMALL GIRL. BIG PLANS.
For somebody you like enough to insult properly.
Your baby girl is here, and she's already got the household running beautifully. For her. Everyone else looks like they've missed the last train home. She's arranged a twenty-four-hour milk service, unlimited outfit changes and a personal escort between rooms. You've arranged to possibly have a shower on Thursday. The balance of power is clear. Soon you'll be whispering congratulations at each other because she's fallen asleep, then blaming a floorboard for ruining the entire evening. You'll take forty photographs of the same expression and somehow consider every one essential. We understand. She's extraordinary, and this lovely new chapter belongs to all of you. May her life be full of adventures, gentle hands and the certainty that she is loved beyond measure. Roast with love x
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