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For somebody you like enough to insult properly.
You're grandparents! At last, official permission to buy a ridiculous toy, ignore the recommended storage space and announce that it's educational because it makes a noise. You've spent years telling everyone children don't need all that stuff. Now a small person has arrived and you've personally cleared a shelf in the toy shop. Your house is about to acquire emergency nappies, mysterious plastic objects and a favourite mug nobody else is allowed to use. You'll say you're only popping round, then remain until someone offers you dinner. Beneath the fuss is something lovely: a whole new person for you to love. Congratulations on your grandchild. We hope the years ahead are full of laughter, little adventures and memories you'll all treasure. Roast with love x
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