Cancer Can Fuck Off - For Her

Cancer can fuck off. That is the entire motivational speech; I thought you'd appreciate the efficiency. There will be no mountain metaphor, compulsory silver lining or suggestion that you were specially selected because you're strong. You are a person I care about, and this is a horrible thing to have landed in your life. You can talk about it with me, or we can give the subject a rest and take the piss out of something completely unrelated. You don't owe me optimism, a progress report or a quick reply. I wanted to send something that sounds like a real person who loves you, rather than a cushion in a gift shop. So here it is: I'm thinking of you. You matter to me. You are loved. Roast with love x