Ladybug Greeting Cards
LADYBUG / THE STEVE RANGE / STEVE081
BRUTAL CARDS FOR PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY LIKE.

LICENCE TO GO ANYWHERE

For somebody you like enough to insult properly.

THE ACTUAL ROAST

You've passed! All those lessons, nervous roundabouts and conversations with yourself have finally paid off. You're now allowed to drive alone, which means your instructor can stop pressing an imaginary brake during their own evenings. Soon you'll have strong opinions about other drivers despite having been one for roughly forty minutes. Try to ration the phrase who taught you to drive until the ink on your licence has dried. There'll be wrong turns, awkward parking machines and a moment when you can't remember which side the fuel cap lives on. Take your time. We believe in you, and we love seeing your confidence grow. Enjoy the independence you've earned, look after yourself and always know there's a welcome waiting when you get home. Roast with love x

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BLANK INSIDE. UNLIKE STEVE.ROAST WITH LOVE. BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A STEVE.