Ladybug Greeting Cards
LADYBUG / THE STEVE RANGE / STEVE107
BRUTAL CARDS FOR PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY LIKE.

THANK YOU FOR OUR GRANDCHILD

For somebody you like enough to insult properly.

THE ACTUAL ROAST

Thank you for our beautiful grandchild. You've done something truly wonderful, and we've already celebrated by buying something too large for your living room. You're welcome. We promise to respect your parenting decisions, apart from the ones we accidentally forget when confronted with a small, hopeful face. We also intend to describe every noise as clever and every photograph as the best one yet. Please prepare adequate phone storage. It's strange and lovely seeing our own child become somebody's parent, especially when we still remember having to explain why toast doesn't belong in the DVD player. We're so proud of you and the love you're already giving this little person. Thank you for bringing so much happiness into our lives. We love you all. Roast with love x

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BLANK INSIDE. UNLIKE STEVE.ROAST WITH LOVE. BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A STEVE.